I Got A Lion In My Pocket...I'm Lying

some of the reasons why south africans don't particularily like americans

1. they are loud

2. because they come here surprised that there is actual civilization here, and no one looks like the tribe people from national geographic

3. because they talk so much about coming to their motherland, but their mother is not from this land

4. too many of them really think the are lions and elephants running around everywhere

5. they are really loud

6. they are surprised when they see indian and even asian people here

7. south africans are tired of having to explain what a "coloured" is

8. american football

9. south africans are tired of hearing "well in the states we have...(fill in the blank)"

10...this list goes on an on